i don’t trust asexuals because their brains are not distracted by the matters of the flesh.
where is all that brain power going.
i bet it’s going to the overmind, where they are gathering strength to consolidate their hold over the world
you know too much.
Sometimes I think back on the AWESUM that was this year’s Dragon*Con and in the middle of fond reminiscences of that one Black Widow cosplayer’s cleavage or early morning philosopher Disney princess AUs my brain spontaneously pipes up REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU ACCIDENTALLY STRIPPED IN FRONT OF A BABY IN A HALLWAY?
I AM THE EPITOME OF CLASS AND SAVOIR FAIRE.